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This is my neighbour



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She's single...

 

She lives right across the street.

I can see her house from my living room.

I saw her get home from work this evening.

 

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

 

It’s no fun being old evileyefuriousbiggrin

 



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Subject: At last, a blonde joke I have not heard before


                           A blonde chick gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.
 
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.  She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
 
'You ok?' she asks.
 
'Yes,' he replies.
 
'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.
 
'It's best I stay here,' he says.
 
'Why's that, sweetie?' asks the blonde.
 
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: "Because I'm the f..king goalkeeper !!!"


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